So whats the deal with ...

Friday night went and saw a show in vegas ! Finally after my
3rd visit to vegas i did "something". Tho as Seinfeld pointed
out, ppl like to feel that they are doing something , so they go
out. I wonder tho now thats hes older he has some of the old
man qualities of complaining, tho he always had that, but he
still seems to have the little kid qualities of being excited about
candy etc still. Caesar's coloseum was the venue, which of course
looked like nothing like the coloseum, but still was impressive.
It was handy spending a week in vegas beforehand, so I was in
tune with some of the jokes he was talking about. Of course there
was a quick shot at paris hilton, and he said now she knows what
its like to spend some time in the hilton now, except she doesnt even
have to pay $160 a night. Then there was this commercial on
tv for a viagra like drug, and it said if your erection lasts more
than 4 hours please contact a doctor ! I was thinking the same,
who is going to wait 4 hours before picking up the phone ?

Also are bathrooms in public places made up of the most sound reflective
materials. During a poker tournament, u inevitably spend time
in bathroom stalls next to people seeing their feet under the
dividing wall, making strange unsettlting noises. Ive taken to
keeping my bose headphones on. Thats what bose should be advertising,
who cares about noise cancelling in planes ! Seinfeld said since toilets
were stalls, why didnt they make it like horse stalls, and have the heads
sticking out the top as well .

gold jerry, gold ...